Things you learn watching Korean drama

• You handsome or beautiful in Korea sure to dio some terminal illness or worse,kenna lang-ga by car and lose memory.
• Irritating instrumental lovelorn theme song doesn't get out of your head.
• Man rich, gal poor.
• A nano-second translates to 30 minutes on the Korean screen. Visualise this: the male lead is on the bridge and can see and hear the female lead. The female lead kenna knocked down by evil step-sister's car. Evil step-sister had time to be stunned dio, go out of the car and bundle the female lead into the car. The male lead is a turtle ah?
• Korean directors invented the "Search until audience wanna vomit blood and die or knock the female and male leads heads together syndrome." How many times have you seen what I call the airport/train station scene. Male lead looks for female lead. Female lead oblivious to it. Male lead runs like siao and misses the female lead cos he turned his head in another direction at the evil director's call. Or that female lead decides to board the train or plane precisely when the male lead spots her.
• After watching "Heaven Stairs", I concluded there isn't DNA testing services in Korea. Why can't the bloody male lead test the memory loss girl's DNA with her dad? Idiot.
• Both have matching necklaces as ID tags. But everytime they see each other, it's hidden inside their clothes. The necklaces see the day of light only when the other necklace is not around.
• There's only 2 kinds of women - ultra idiotic but sweet and innocent female lead and the smartass born loser who uses all her wits against the sweet innocent vomit inducing female lead.
• Korean drama don't have triangle r/s. The r/s are quadrangle.
• Sweet innocent stupid thing doesn't realise the lie when the lier gets all uptight, hot and bothered.
• All Korean actresses start to look the same after a while.
• So do the Korean male actors.
• Korean mother-in-laws are indeed from Hell.
• Korean father-in-laws are dimwits.
• Incestry abound in Korea... what some hidden Fruedian agenda is it?
• Everyone with overflowing emotion and no sense of logic will looooooovvvvvvvveeeeee "Heaven Stairs" *puke* erm that includes my mum... ... who watched on VCD and now following it on TV.

Disclaimer: I do enjoy some Korean dramas. But "Heaven Stairs" just pisses me off after 2 episodes.