Maybe

Today the school announced that Muslim students may go home early starting next week because of the fasting month. Immediately, like clockwork, the teachers anticipated the various stupendously idiotic questions and comments by the pupils. All the usual what is fasting about questions pales in comparision to these 2 kiddos.

Part One
Student YT: Teacher! So starting next week all of us go home early isit?
Teacher: *sighs* No YT, only if you've got a letter from your parents.
Student YT: So my father write you a letter, I go home early?
Teacher: No....
Student YT: So.... I get my grandfather to write letter to you lor!
Teacher: *blank stare*

Part Two
Student V: Teacher! So we can go home early lah!
Teacher: No unless you are Muslim. Are you Muslim?
Student V: ..... ..... maybe!
Teacher runs out of school gate tearing her hair out (ok ok I imagined this.)

Gosh the desperate measures of such desperate children desperately trying to go home 30 minutes earlier.