Welcome Back to School

"Dear students, the summer has ended.
The school year at last has begun.

But this year is totally different.
We're going to only have fun.

"We won't study any mathematics,
and recess will last all day long.

Instead of saying the pledge,
we'll belt out a rock-and-roll song.

"We'll only play games in the classroom.
You're welcome to bring in your toys.

It's okay to run in the hallways.
It's great if you make lots of noise.

"Your video games are your homework.
You'll have to watch lots of T.V.

For field trips we'll go to the movies
and give away candy for free.

"The lunchroom will only serve chocolate
and triple fudge sundaes supreme."

Yes, that's what I heard from my teacher
before I woke up from my dream.