Wash cut blow

Yeh yeh I hear the sniggers n can imagine the smiles.

"Idler! I tot u closing down blog so why still have entry?"

EVERYONE. This is not my last entry cos I've once again met a weirdo. So must blog about him mah.

Since my life is in the dumps now, both at work and at home, I decided to go for a haircut in town. Nothing fancy just a simple cut. Guess what. I met the weirdest hair stylist ever.

First he was a guy. Usually I request for a female hair stylist but the saloon was fully booked and he was the only one available for that timeslot. I should have known better liao lor. Damn.

Anyway, he started being quite normal, saying hi and all. Then the insanity started when he was washing my hair.

Him: Hee hee hee I touching your ears. Your ears so funny. How come you got scar at the side one? Tsk tsk gers cannot have scar on face u know.

Me: I box your ears then you know.

Him: hee hee hee so rough. Gers nowadays not like gers

Me: Guys nowadays not like guys.

Him: U say me ah?

Me: -quiet-

After washing my hair he proceeded to attack my hair with a pair of scissors and a vengence unknown to mankind. Damn. Now I'm an Ah Di again. He somemore go the cheek to take a step back and comment on his own masterpiece.

Him: Wah.... you look quite handsome with short hair. If you guy sure got gers chase after you one.

Me: And that's not going to happen cos I'M A GER! And who asked you to cut my fringe until so short?!!!!!!

Him: Aiyah, hair will grow. hee hee hee

I was just about to commit murder in the saloon when that crazy nut started to comment that I have a lot of baby hair.

Him: Wah you got alot of baby hair. They say people with a lot of baby hair are very childlike. But you not childlike at all.

Me: Yah cos I look like I'm about to commit murder.

Him: (Dun get it AT ALL!) HAHAHA you so funny. You boy sure got gers like.

I had it up to dunnoe where liao.
I paid.
I left.
I cursed.
I swore never to return.

The perils of having to cut your hair.